Last night, I set my iPad upon my lap and fell asleep.
I immediately began dreaming about a pushy man “borrowing” my iPad without really asking. He just walked away with it.
I was annoyed — so annoyed that I woke myself up with the express purpose of getting my iPad back.
Yes, it was still on my lap. Quest achieved.
It is a pity that the conflicts of waking life are not so easy to fix.