You can find machetes, knives, shotguns, food packs — and much, much more! — advertised as “for the coming ‘Zombie Apocalypse.’” Talk about Black Friday.

But I’ve got an apocalypse (revelation) for you, right here: “Zombie Apocalypse” is code for “welfare state collapse.”

And the zombies you may have to fight off won’t be after your brains. They have eschewed brains for a long, long time.

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